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#191877 - 07/11/10 10:10 AM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny Offline
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
MAJESTY - TRAGEDY

Good young Bob was a majesty maker
Gave Bob my wife and he said he'd take her
But my brief majesty
Became Bob's tragedy
She shot Bob and married the undertaker



MILTON - MIND READING


Edited by jenny jenny (07/11/10 10:13 AM)

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#191880 - 07/11/10 07:48 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
At the breakfast buffet at the Hilton,
When a scholarly fellow named Milton
Said, "I don't mind reading
Amidst all this feeding,"
His wife replied, "Just pass the Stilton."

PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#191898 - 07/12/10 10:34 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1306
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY

I am (they say) a low down no account rake
They say (and I am) a crook, phoney and fake
But hey, if I persevere
And stop drinking beer
In a year or two I could personify a snake
I say

REDTAPE - REDUCE

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#191904 - 07/13/10 09:40 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 Offline
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Loc: Florida, USA
She decided she had to reduce
For the hot guy she wished to seduce,
But she couldn't escape
The dreaded red tape,
So she said, "Pass the chops - what's the use?"

INHALER - INJUSTICE
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#191917 - 07/16/10 10:10 AM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1306
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
INHALER - INJUSTICE


In 1466 the Devil was Vlad the Impaler
In 1966 the Devil was the Hippy Inhaler
Today injustice abounds
While the Devil stands around
Our Liberator has become our Doom-a-rater


HARMONICA - HAPPY






Edited by jenny jenny (07/16/10 07:38 PM)

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#191922 - 07/16/10 08:52 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
Jackie Offline
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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11605
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
Harmonica baby was happy
As long as he played with his pappy.
But when Mom interfered,
His sound--off it veered!
And from then on his music was crappy.

RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET

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#191937 - 07/17/10 02:21 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie]
jenny jenny Offline
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1306
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET

Why do dictionaries hyphenate "retro-rocket"?
"retro" is an adjective, a rocket is a rocket.
If only Webster would restrict
Hyphenated words, I predict
I could fit their dictionary into my shirt pocket.

PLUTONIC - POETIC LICENSE


Edited by jenny jenny (07/17/10 09:57 PM)

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#192003 - 07/21/10 09:42 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
It's decidedly more than ironic
That people think diamonds plutonic.
They're bright carbon to my sense,
And such poetic license
Ascribes to them shadows demonic.

INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO
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#192006 - 07/21/10 10:55 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
Jackie Offline
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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11605
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
Hey--it ain't Thursday yet! 'Less you moved to the Far East.

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#192009 - 07/21/10 11:49 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: Jackie]
olly Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 953
Loc: Auckland, New Zealand
Its almost Friday here. The first to see the sun.

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