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#191696 - 06/27/10 02:42 PM HABILE - HADES [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny addict Registered: 06/05/10 Posts: 611 Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi	"Who sucked like a thousand-buck Hoover." Wow! Now that's a line that will live forever in the vulgate (if it already hasn't). A womanizer of words was Beck Beck amourized comely words less fleck With ladies he was habile In hades he did babel "Heck! I shoulda been more circumspect." SOUTHERN BUG - SOW Edited by jenny jenny (06/27/10 06:37 PM)
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#191697 - 06/27/10 10:02 PM More dumb limericks [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	(That was an original, he said most humbly.) In springtime, ol' Landry would sow His okry and peas in a row 'Til that mean southern bug, Like some New Orleans thug, Tore 'em up. Now dey ain't dere no mo'. JACKAL - JADE Edited by beck123 (06/27/10 10:08 PM) Edit Reason: change subject _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191763 - 07/02/10 09:58 AM More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny addict Registered: 06/05/10 Posts: 611 Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi	JACKAL JADE Moving along, a poem entitled... Yes They Do Rabbits like radishes Jackals like jade Frogs have fetishes Dogs like shade PERSONALITY - PERSONAL PRONOUN Edited by jenny jenny (07/02/10 10:02 AM)
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#191769 - 07/02/10 05:48 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	A homeless man, well known around town, Would amble about with his fly down. With great joviality, His exposed "personality" Was addressed with a personal pronoun. PURPOSE - PUSHY _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191811 - 07/05/10 10:58 AM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	His affair with Ismelda was cushy, Though it's true she could be rather pushy. When she was, she'd get nervous, Farting loudly on purpose. She had perfect control of her tushy. HERE - HERMIT _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191813 - 07/05/10 12:01 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny addict Registered: 06/05/10 Posts: 611 Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi	Hmm...can't resist playing with yourself, eh Mister Beck? Well here's my reply less self-appreciating... The purpose of the word "purpose" is ambiguous. A purpose of a purpose? How ridiculous! I don't mean to be crass (pushy) But you can bet your sweet ass (tushy) That the purpose of this poem is superfluous. HERE - HERMIT
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#191822 - 07/05/10 06:25 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	I give it a few days, then I shoot one out there just to change the headwords. I much prefer reading other peoples' limericks than my own. I know how mine end. _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191845 - 07/07/10 05:32 AM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
jenny jenny addict Registered: 06/05/10 Posts: 611 Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi	HERE - HERMIT On a hill (it wasn't a summit) I met not a recluse, but a hermit I said "Why are you here?" He said "I'm outa beer And life is unbearable without it." INFORMATION THEORY - IN-GROUP
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#191851 - 07/07/10 06:33 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: jenny jenny]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	A fellow named Shannon grew weary Of his night class on information theory. He went out for soup With the class's in-group, And by 10, they were beery and cheery. RAD - RADIO _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191875 - 07/10/10 12:38 PM Re: More dumb rhymes [Re: beck123]
beck123 addict Registered: 02/22/10 Posts: 655 Loc: Florida, USA	Okay, here we go again... A lad we’ll call Vlad was so bad At his French lessons, F’s all he had. He would spell adieu “a-d-o,” While he grooved to the radio. Then he studied and passed, and said, “Rad.” MAJESTY - MAKER _________________________ "I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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