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#205406 - 04/08/12 10:06 PM Re: Rack 'em! [Re: Tromboniator]
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 680
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi Yeahbutt, Trombonus, did you watch the Masters like the rest of us? Bubba's shot went catawampus and so he won the Masters.
Your rhyme warrants four stars, while Bubba won four hundred thousand dollars. Life ain't fair.
Oh well, maybe I can rack up some quality points if I hurry using...
ANTIQUE - ANVIL
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#205416 - 04/09/12 02:50 PM Re: Rack 'em! [Re: jenny jenny]
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 693
Loc: Alaska Nope, no Masters: no TV at our house; but we did spend five hours Saturday bundled up in the cold at the ice rink watching a Broomball tournament.
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#205418 - 04/09/12 03:36 PM Re: Rack 'em! [Re: Tromboniator]
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5373
Loc: Land of the Flat Water Sounds more exciting than the Masters._________________________
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#205419 - 04/09/12 09:09 PM ANTIQUE - ANVIL [Re: Tromboniator]
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi From Zeke the Greek I bought a chic antique -
George Washington's sword with a broken handle
When I chastised Zeke for being oblique
He sold me Thomas Jefferson's anvil.
SHOWDOWN - SHRIEK
Edited by jenny jenny (04/10/12 10:13 AM)
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#205428 - 04/10/12 12:36 PM (Very) Pale shades of Simon and Garfunkel [Re: jenny jenny]
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1039
Loc: Lancaster, UK At my age, not so fast – I must slow down
As along the old cobbles I go down:
As my knees start to shriek
Groovy fun I don't seek,
My whole body is facing a showdown!
OLEUM - OMINOUS
Edited by Rhubarb Commando (04/10/12 12:52 PM)
Edit Reason: two words!_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#205434 - 04/11/12 04:42 AM Low pH either way [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Posts: 693
Loc: Alaska Our weight-loss concoction sounds ominous;
Quite a few of our clients said, "Vámanos!"
It's a mixture of oleum
And acid – holy moley! –um,
I think that the two are synominous.
CARDHOLDER – CARIBOU
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#205435 - 04/11/12 11:29 AM Re: Low pH either way [Re: Jackie]
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1039
Loc: Lancaster, UK No party cardholder, that’s me
Not a Red nor a Green, do you see
Nor am I a Blue:
I just hunt Caribou.
I shoot ‘em then hang ‘em up high!
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET_________________________
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#205436 - 04/11/12 12:51 PM Re: Low pH either way [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi Say Rhubarb, you and Tromboniator sure do move fast. I get ready to post only to find that I am two games behind. Humph, I've posted my behind rhyme anyway not because it is good but because it has a message. I call it "Correct Speak"...
Dark ominous waters wash against mankind's last shore
Oleum clouds boil above; a portent of death and gore
When truth cannot be told
The circle will not hold
When words have no meaning reality is nevermore
DISCLAIMER - DISCREET
Edited by jenny jenny (04/11/12 02:02 PM)
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#205437 - 04/11/12 04:45 PM One rainy day... [Re: jenny jenny]
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Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 3848
Loc: Worcester, MA
Though not wanting to be in discreet
She hiked up her skirt in disleet
.. And she filed a disclaimer
...(So no one could blaimer)
For walking along in distreet.
HALF MAST - HALYARD
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#205456 - 04/13/12 12:15 AM Re: One rainy day... [Re: wofahulicodoc]
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Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi Though not wanting to be in discreet
She hiked her skirt up in disleet
My halyard was her half-ass
But my mast was at half mast
In sleet, streets become in descreet
COHABIT - COGENT
Edited by jenny jenny (04/13/12 01:10 AM)
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