#190642 - 04/20/10 10:28 PM
killing two birds with one stone
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Bob eyeballed his prof in psychology
Who displayed a distinctive pathology.
Her behavioral pattern
Was that of a slattern,
Which we all should now call bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnukology
Edited by beck123 (04/20/10 10:29 PM)
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#190643 - 04/20/10 10:32 PM
Re: killing two birds with one stone
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Oops! I didn't see that CB had replied to this.
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#190644 - 04/20/10 10:39 PM
Re: killing two birds with one stone
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There once was a fellow named Ezra
Whose face was a terrible mess-ra,
With just one thick eyebrow.
One can see the lad now
In a clinic just outside Bethesda
(Whew, is that bad.)
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#190645 - 04/20/10 10:45 PM
Re: killing two birds with one stone
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Let's go with this, instead:
Though born with just one thick eyebrow,
And lips that might work on a cow,
This ugly guy, Ezra,
Saw docs at Bethesda,
And - boy! - is he popular now!
COHESIVE - COLD CUTS
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#190679 - 04/22/10 10:31 PM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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He likes a sandwich that's full of cold cuts.
It's easy to make - no ifs, ands or buts...
Says the mayo's adhesive
(or is that cohesive?)
But don't add onions or olives - That's NUTS!
LOOM - LOREAL
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#190681 - 04/22/10 11:01 PM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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People don't think most snakes are real cute.
When one looms from the scrub, it's a hoot.
Was it coral or viper?
(Either'd soil your diaper)
One should check for the loreal scute.
NOTEBOOK - NOURISH
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#190700 - 04/23/10 08:55 PM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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A lecher named Seamus O'Casey
Showed a prudent lass, Katie C. Stacy,
His worn first edition
Of "Nuns in Perdition,"
But she found it not at all racy.
GRID - GRINDSTONE
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#190714 - 04/25/10 08:21 AM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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When Tom's wife wanted to live "off-the-grid"
CDs and cellphones she strictly forbid.
"Nose to the grindstone!"
She said in a shrill tone.
She doesn't know there's a TV he hid.
RAMBLE - RANGE
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