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#190471 - 04/15/10 11:28 AM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: ModScop]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5281
Loc: Land of the Flat Water

Even knowing we are all in the same boat does not seem to help.
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#190488 - 04/15/10 09:58 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: ModScop]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
The government's eyeing my wealth.
They're trying to take it by stealth:
My light bulbs, my car,
My Cuban cigar,
And now they've come after my health!
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#190606 - 04/19/10 05:16 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: beck123]
Coffeebean Offline
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Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA
What are the new words?

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#190608 - 04/19/10 05:46 PM Re: Sparteyes' proposition [Re: Coffeebean]
beck123 Offline
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Loc: Florida, USA
This has degenerated into a seldom-visited limerick thread, but I will be glad to furnish two headwords:

RISKY - ROADBED
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#190613 - 04/19/10 06:15 PM Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]
Coffeebean Offline
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Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA
I must have been out of my head
As I danced to the Grateful Dead:
The mushroom was risky
But I felt so frisky…
And woke up face down in a roadbed.


DEAL - DEBONAIR

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#190617 - 04/19/10 07:38 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: Coffeebean]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
I like it! My wife would love it, Dead-Head that she is (was?)

They went to the Polk County fair
And felt themselves quite debonair.
They ate a great deal
Of a cheap, greasy meal,
Then, on the rides, puked in midair.

GUANO - GUERNSEY
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous

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#190623 - 04/19/10 10:06 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]
twosleepy Offline
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Registered: 02/28/08
Posts: 876
Loc: western NY
When dressing your crops with fertilizer,
Bat guano's a great appetizer,
But easier to find,
It comes from behind,
And the your Guernsey cow is none the wiser!

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk - baffle

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#190625 - 04/19/10 10:09 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: twosleepy]
beck123 Offline
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Registered: 02/22/10
Posts: 655
Loc: Florida, USA
What the heck is THAT? I'm pretty good at limericks, but that's a serious challenge!
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#190628 - 04/19/10 10:51 PM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: beck123]
tsuwm Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/03/00
Posts: 10463
Loc: this too shall pass
it's for sure got three many sylLAbles for a limerick.

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#190631 - 04/20/10 06:01 AM Re: Not my best work...but I hope you get a chuckle [Re: twosleepy]
ModScop Offline
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Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 41
Loc: Georgia, USA
The "thunderclap of Adam and Eve,
When from the garden they had to leave."
It made us all baffle,
We could only haffle!
Twosleepy's smile I hope I've achieved!


PATHOLOGY - PATTERN

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