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#190070 - 03/18/10 07:16 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Okay....this one is PG....

In a small Kansas town known as Lebo
Churning ice cream within a gazebo
He said with elation
"It's quite near gelation"
And posted an invite on Bebo.

LOAD - LOCAL

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#190074 - 03/18/10 09:22 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: ModScop]
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When Stanley delivered his load,
Nothing was safe on the road.
He ran down some yokel,
Two deer and a local,
A tortoise, three cats, and a toad.

STICH - STIGMATIZE
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#190080 - 03/19/10 06:57 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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That's a good one Beck! cool

Ask about accent, meter or stich,
For it's true - we know which is which.
Please don't stigmatize
Limericks as unwise.
We just fill our "poems" full of kitsch.

STREAM - STRETCH

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#190104 - 03/19/10 06:46 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: ModScop]
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Pity Gomez, the unlucky wretch
Far at sea in his undersized ketch.
He woke from a dream
And fell into the stream.
One should wake up, look well, and then stretch.

FLUENCY - FLUSH


Edited by beck123 (03/21/10 08:47 PM)
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#190140 - 03/23/10 12:24 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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A wannabee linguist named Bush
Studied accents in far Hindu Kush,
But repetitive truancy
Affected his fluency,
Causing acres of fakirs to flush.

HEATH - HEAVY
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#190142 - 03/23/10 06:04 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Posts: 5282
Loc: Netherlands, the Hague
Originally Posted By: beck123
A wannabee linguist named Bush
Studied accents in far Hindu Kush,
But repetitive truancy
Affected his fluency,
Causing acres of fakirs to flush.

HEATH - HEAVY
Nice one smile

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#190145 - 03/23/10 08:45 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: BranShea]
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Why, thank you, B. I'll be off the site for a few days, but will return on Thursday.
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#190166 - 03/25/10 09:52 AM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: beck123]
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The Hermit on the heath by the side of the road
asked me please would I carry his load.
I said: "No, but I will
ask the Fool on the hill;
it's too heavy". Then he croaked like a toad.

RAN - OUT OF WORDS

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#190172 - 03/25/10 05:52 PM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: BranShea]
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Loc: Florida, USA
Out of words poets may craft a pun:
"Once in Baghdad, while buying a bun,
Heard a BANG! from a van.
Grabbed a rack, and I ran."
Why, I did it here! Son-of-a-gun.

GHOST - GIFT


Edited by beck123 (03/26/10 04:11 PM)
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#190184 - 03/27/10 10:39 AM Re: Sparteys' dilemma [Re: beck123]
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A fellow with spirits to lift
Sought a medium, born with the gift.
Her fee was the most,
Yet she brought him no ghost:
She just "maybe'd" and "sorry'd" and "if'd."

I think that'll be my last for now - it's been fun!
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