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#189607 - 02/25/10 11:56 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Posts: 724 A happy young man from Kandy,
On drinking Mcdowell's brandy,
Began to meander,
While saying candour,
"How are you. My name is randy!"
NUMB NURSE
Edited by Avy (02/26/10 01:42 AM)
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#189608 - 02/26/10 12:17 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: Avy]
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Loc: Florida, USA He went to see Lola, the nurse
And complained his condition was worse.
So she sucked on his thumb
Until it was numb,
And he slipped his ten bucks in her purse.
(It is most challenging to keep these PG-rated)
LOX - LUDDITE
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#189609 - 02/26/10 12:20 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Loc: Florida, USA G'night, all_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#189613 - 02/26/10 05:36 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Posts: 5249
Loc: Netherlands, the Hague The day shift's contribution
To eat both lox and lox
Would be a bad paradox
Like the Luddite in rage
Destroyed their own wage
When preventing machines to make socks.
STONEHENGE SUPERSTRING
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#189616 - 02/26/10 11:36 AM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water Originally Posted By: beck123G'night, all
I'll bet you walk around all day thinking in limericks.
Does the pace of your walking follow the beat?_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#189619 - 02/26/10 03:46 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: LukeJavan8]
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Loc: western NY Oops! I had a reply window open at work, and was slowly building my limerick. When I finished I was in a hurry and didn't wait to see the posted post. It's fun, though, to see two different, yet alike, ideas with the same words. I do believe, however, that symposium is the only true rhymer for dysprosium. Sorry to have stepped on you, Coffee! :0)
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#189621 - 02/26/10 03:55 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: twosleepy]
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Loc: Florida, USA It may be the only one spelled identically, but there's a bug called a "no-see-um" whose name would rhyme, no?_________________________
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#189622 - 02/26/10 04:01 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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No-see-ums on a man's hand (the very tiny dark spots)_________________________
"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#189626 - 02/26/10 06:28 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: beck123]
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Loc: Oregon, USA No problem, twosleepy! That happens!
A bikini’d young lass decked with bling
Was studying most everything
From stone age to stonehenge
She relished the challenge
And was eager to try superstring.
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#189627 - 02/26/10 06:30 PM Re: Sparteye's game [Re: Coffeebean]
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Loc: Oregon, USA WHATNOT - WHENCE
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