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#208609 - 01/01/13 08:35 AM Re: Creative mood [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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journeyman
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK Maverick just beat me to it, but here's mine anyway:
A screenwriter sat in his villa
With sheets of the finest manilla;
He drank mandrake juice
Which set his mind loose
To write episodes of Godzilla.
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#208611 - 01/01/13 10:06 AM Re: Creative mood [Re: A C Bowden]
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757 Lovely - I see looking back you've done some other good ones! ~ and are the other creatives still around as well?
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#208612 - 01/01/13 10:08 AM Re: Creative mood [Re: Jackie]
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old hand
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1039
Loc: Lancaster, UK Two fine limericks! Yours was far too good not to publish it here, AC.
QUASSIA – QUARRY
A disused slate quarry in Wales
Sets a scene for some deep and dark tales.
Midst the damp scrub-oak bowers
Quassia’s scarlet flowers
Hide a fiery Welsh dragon’s red scales!
BLASÉ - BLENDE
Edited by Rhubarb Commando (01/01/13 10:19 AM)
Edit Reason: to include new limerick_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#208624 - 01/01/13 02:06 PM Grade me on spelling...I dare you! [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
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addict
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 677
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi A sweet but poor American girl named Poor Sweet Wendy
Invented a cheap way to extract zinc from Blende
She soon became rich and blase
Now ten million follow her Face-
Book page. And her manner of speak has become trendy
DUPE - DUTCH HOE
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#208627 - 01/01/13 02:37 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757 A gardener from Old Amsterdam
Was duped by a crook on the lam;
Treating her as a fool
He left her but one tool:
And thus a Dutch hoe digs prickmadam!
strike --- strine
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#208629 - 01/01/13 03:09 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: maverick]
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addict
Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 677
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi You're a fast one, Maverick - and I mean that in every sense of the word - but your limerick above is suggestive and lewd and funny. What are you....a professional?
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#208632 - 01/01/13 04:19 PM Re: The rhythm method [Re: jenny jenny]
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757 heh! just an amateur who works their love
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#208633 - 01/01/13 04:54 PM Re: Strange accent [Re: maverick]
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journeyman
Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK On strike near the Adelaide line
Stood a picket who yelled "There's a trine!"
I looked up at the stars
And their aspect with Mars,
But he meant "railway vehicle" in Strine.
ANGULAR – ANISEED
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#208645 - 01/01/13 09:30 PM A deadly sin! [Re: A C Bowden]
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old hand
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1039
Loc: Lancaster, UK ANGULAR – ANISEED
My outlook on life is quite angular:
I think, it don’t matter just who you are,
Man’s great sin is Greed
- Mine’s for Aniseed -
A passion that’s totally singular!
[b]WELKIN - WELLADAY [//b]_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#208658 - 01/02/13 10:18 AM Re: Stalking [Re: A C Bowden]
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757 Superb! Well done mate
Good on yer too, Rhuby.
There once was a lass from Devizes
Whose boobs were of two different sizes
“Welladay!” she would sing
as her bra failed to cling
and the welkin smiled down on her prizes!
Gravity -- Gravalax
Edited by maverick (01/02/13 10:59 AM)
Edit Reason: add limerick
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