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#204780 - 02/19/12 07:41 AM Unnatural choices [Re: Rhubarb Commando]
addict
Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 690
Loc: Alaska
Every limerick I tried was pathetic,
I would splutter and choke
Like I'd swallowed spoke.
All the humor I found was synthetic.
MODEL– MODIFY
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#204782 - 02/19/12 10:56 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1016
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#204783 - 02/19/12 11:03 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1016
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Who thought that the job was a doddle
Exclaimed with a cry
“I’ll my views modify!
“They expect me to pose wearing sod all!
GILL - GIRAFFE_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#204788 - 02/19/12 11:39 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 3774
Loc: Worcester, MA
Consider the fish-cum-giraffe.
The thought if its gills makes me laugh:
...With the length if its neck
...They must stretch out like Heck
And measure a foot and a half!
HONOR - HORSE-COLLAR
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#204790 - 02/19/12 12:00 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1016
Loc: Lancaster, UK
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#204791 - 02/19/12 12:00 PM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5268
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#204792 - 02/19/12 12:28 PM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1016
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Who’ll do owt fer a laff*, without being a Cad
Who’ll gurn** through a horse-collar
And not ask half-a-dollar***
Nor mind being thought to be mad!
* Northern English dialect = do anything for a laugh
** Gurning
***English slang for two-shillings-and-sixpence (old money) – dates from the long-past time when the US dollar was worth five GB shillings
SIGHT - SIGNALIZE_________________________
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#204795 - 02/19/12 05:56 PM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5268
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Edited by LukeJavan8 (02/20/12 10:46 AM)_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----
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#204802 - 02/20/12 06:34 AM
Pooh-Bah
Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
If I can choice a favourite..I'd pick, the fish giraffe..how did you ever come up with that idea Wofa?
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#204803 - 02/20/12 07:05 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 3774
Loc: Worcester, MA
Just think of those index words: GILL - GIRAFFE.
It wasn't that much of a stretch, really. (Do I dare trot out that old Pooh quotation again, about a Bear of Very Little Brain?)
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