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#202026 - 08/23/11 08:16 PM Re: Ireland, of course ! [Re: Candy]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
A fine young man from County Clare,
walked through Dublin with quite a flair.
He'd tip his hat to each maid and miss;
behind his back they'd blow a kiss.
He'd dream sweet dreams when back in his lair.



RIFE/RIGHT
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#202038 - 08/24/11 04:58 AM All a-bored [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
The pundits panned opening night,
Said my play to the stage was a blight.
Contumely was rife,
So I queried my wife:
It turns out that the critics were right!

ARM-AROUSE

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#202041 - 08/24/11 08:01 AM Re: All a-bored [Re: Tromboniator]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Peter.....I've told you before, you must take your wife's advice. When will you learn!

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#202059 - 08/24/11 12:38 PM - - oh NO! it's Little Johnny! [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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The student raised his arm to reply
to the teacher's question, who gave a sigh,
For Little Johnny was in her class,
And she gazed again out the window glass,
to arouse a fear, should she give him a try?



BAIL/BALCONY
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#202076 - 08/25/11 04:57 AM Crime doesn't pay much [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
He drove the hot Ford down the trail
To the condo, right next to the jail.
He parked the old Falcon, he
Climbed up to the balcony,
And stole just enough for his bail.

CROW-CRUNCHER

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#202079 - 08/25/11 05:08 AM Re: Crime doesn't pay much [Re: Tromboniator]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
I'm guessing that Little Johnny's answers would cause fear in most teachers minds....Luke laugh

And great work (again) Peter, ah the irony of crime...a bit like confession LOL.

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#202094 - 08/25/11 11:26 AM Re: Crime doesn't pay much [Re: Candy]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water


Well done, Peter.

Yes, Candy, I've had some like Little Johnny.
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----please, draw me a sheep----

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#202156 - 08/28/11 08:37 PM - - - not to his taste [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
The crow flew to the feeder to eat,
Hanging on dearly, big bird, little feet.
He hoped to make this his midmorning luncher,
sunflower, salflower, millet, barley cruncher.
Surprised him, I did, I'd filled it with wheat.



KNELL/KNOW
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#202157 - 08/29/11 04:31 AM a familiar wring [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 818
Loc: Alaska
We were glad when we heard that small bell,
'Cause it signaled his fall into hell.
Broke his neck, you must know,
When she wrung it, just so:
Our delectable belle, Little Knell.

BLUE-BLUFF

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#202165 - 08/29/11 10:45 AM Re: a familiar wring [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6437
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Chuckle, chuckle.
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