|
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 6,511
Carpal Tunnel
|
OP
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 6,511 |
or, Bad Headlines Redux: Angelina Jolie in Namibia ban callshttp://tinyurl.com/fsk4u
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,773
Pooh-Bah
|
Pooh-Bah
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,773 |
Anna: This was a real puzzler to an old guy on the verge of senility as my first reaction was to assume that while she was having the baby, the couple banned incoming telephone calls and thus it should have been "bans"
But then it slowly dawned that "ban calls" is an adjective and the headline means that there were calls for the couple to be banned from the country
This is a very important distinction and everyone should be immediately apprised
dalehileman
|
|
|
|
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 456
addict
|
addict
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 456 |
Perhaps it was: ANGELINA JOLIE, IN NAMIBIA BAN, CALLS. An actress shunned by a particular African country went missing for a while and checked in over the telephone.
ÅΓª╥┐↕§
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,065
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 3,065 |
It took a while, but I imagine there is a film or TV programme called Angelina Jolie in Namibia, that various people would like to be banned.
Although not particularly interested in Ms. Jolie's holiday snaps, and I must admit I haven't seen them, I don't see why they should be banned.
Bingley
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803 |
The article calls for a ban on Angelina Jolie's presence in Namibia. To parse the line we have to look at it thusly: Code:
(Angelina Jolie in Namibia) (ban) (calls) adv phrase modifiying => nom. adj noun
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 3,467
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 3,467 |
Poor Angelina. If Namibia doesn't want her, she can always come live at my house.
TEd
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 508
addict
|
addict
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 508 |
How about: Angelina-Jolie-in-Namibia-ban calls Even having read the article, I can't wrap my mind around this headline - anyone else care to explain? (Sorry, Faldage, I didn't get your explanation )
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 7,210
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 7,210 |
Quote:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should be banned from Namibia, say charity campaigners.
a very poorly written hed.
formerly known as etaoin...
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 2,891
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 2,891 |
Quote:
Poor Angelina. If Namibia doesn't want her, she can always come live at my house.
Oooo, you're gonna be in sooo much trouble with Mrs R. for that one.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,290
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,290 |
I thought the purpose of headlines was to draw the reader in. In that case, ambiguous headlines work twice as hard.
Ceci n'est pas un seing.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 13,803 |
Quote:
(Sorry, Faldage, I didn't get your explanation )
I was afraid it wasn't all that clear.
How about Calls were made to declare a ban on Angelina Jolie's presence in Namibia.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 7,210
Carpal Tunnel
|
Carpal Tunnel
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 7,210 |
formerly known as etaoin...
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 508
addict
|
addict
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 508 |
Ah. Then my hyphened version really wasn't far off. Thanks! Doesn't help that both ban and calls can be either noun or verb.
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 427
addict
|
addict
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 427 |
Nah-ah... y'all got it really really wrong... these are instructions from the Namibian Secret Service to all telecommunications officers: "Angelina Jolie in Namibia; ban calls!" ... which was then reported by the media: "Angelina Jolie in; Namibia ban calls"
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,773
Pooh-Bah
|
Pooh-Bah
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,773 |
No, no, no: it's all about the underarm deodorant brand Ban, and its maker trying to get Jolie to appear in an ad campaign.
Angelin Jolie in Namibia; Ban calls.
People get really sweaty in those African countries.
|
|
|
Forums16
Topics13,913
Posts229,328
Members9,182
|
Most Online3,341 Dec 9th, 2011
|
|
0 members (),
1,226
guests, and
0
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|