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If Father Steve sees seven English words sitting on a fence, decides he doesn't like one of them, and shoots it, how many words are left on the fence?

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If Father Steve sees seven English words sitting on a fence, decides he doesn't like one of them, and shoots it, how many words are left on the fence?




Seven, if you count "sting". But they are no longer "sitting". Now they are "lazing about" or "doing unknowns" on the fence.

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After one of them gets shot I imagine the rest of them will be running for their lives.

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What a neat article, Father Steve--thank you for posting it! He certainly has some squashing arguments: Even sticking with something that we can agree is English, what about obsolete words? Variant spellings? Regional dialects? What about words that are widespread, but only in a highly limited subgroup, such as bone, "a pre-1946 Martin guitar made of Brazilian rosewood having herringbone purfling on its top," .

I think GLM has done a remarkable job suckering even the respectable press into believing that we're on the verge of adding the millionth word to English—at which point we'll presumably see another flurry of articles about GLM. shows yet again how vulnerable we allow ourselves to be to the media. I'd bet money that there'll be people who will be saying, "Oh wow, a million words now--cool!", and never stop to think, as Mr. Sheidlower points out, that all you have to do is start counting, and lo and behold: you'll have a million in no time!

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I'd bet money that there'll be people who will be saying, "Oh wow, a million words now--cool!", and never stop to think, as Mr. Sheidlower points out, that all you have to do is start counting, and lo and behold: you'll have a million in no time!




And if you don't stop to sleep or chit chat "counting to one million in no time" can be lo-ed and beheld in just 12 days.

Of course counting to a million down south takes a bit longer, what with our propensity to dabble and drawl and chit chat.

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And if you don't stop to sleep or chit chat "counting to one million in no time" can be lo-ed and beheld in just 12 days.

Of course counting to a million down south takes a bit longer, what with our propensity to dabble and drawl and chit chat.




Hey! In New Jersey they could parboly count to one million in under twenty minutes. Some folks in New York City might could break sixteen.

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Yeah, well I ain't never been to no yankee state New York, but me, I find all yankees unintelligible!

Except, of course, for you, my dear Mister Failage!

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One, two, ...

Countin' words in English is kinda like countin' blackbirds ...

Five, six, seven, ...

Before you get to far, one's a birthin' and a nother's a dyin', and such like ...

Ten, er, nine, ... oh, tarnish 'n' shine, I'll start ag'in ... one, ...


Ceci n'est pas un seing.

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