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These are some headlines from newspapers around the country, sent by a newspal. Perhaps some have heard them -but for those who haven't.
~ March Planned For Next August
~ Blind Bishop Appointed To See
~ Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip
~ L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
~ Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
~ Diaper Market Bottoms Out
~ Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans Protest
~ Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
~ Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
~ Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
~ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
~ Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin
~ Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
~ Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
~ War Dims Hope For Peace
~ If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
~ Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
~ Man is Fatally Slain
~ Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation
~ Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
~ Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
~ Police Discover Crack in Australia
~ Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
~ Scientists to Have Ford's Ear
~ Hershey Bars Protest
~ Caribbean Islands Drift to Left
~ 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
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HA!  Now, this one I can recommend, in some cases: Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant .
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~ Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures --| Really?
~ Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation Man--no wonder we're in the
shape we're in...
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Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
That's a bum deal!
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Found this one on excite.com just now:
Nudist Colony Fails to Take Off
TEd
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Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives Police The Slip
I assume it was actually a holdup
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actually a holdup
probably in Holdzemankeepzumfrumfloppen.
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~ Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
In my youth I knew several blind people. They all used 'see' in a metaphorical
sense, much as we would use it in a metaphorical sense. The example in this hed
is a perfect example of that usage.
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You all should watch Jay Leno on Monday nights when does "Headlines." It's hilarious.
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heard recently on radio news--
"Well, a suicide bomber has done it again!"
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