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#112044 - 09/17/03 10:59 AM Re: worst headline of the last century?
tsuwm Carpal Tunnel Registered: 04/03/00 Posts: 10463 Loc: this too shall pass	>(sink gunboat) and hole cruiser.. that is, they put a hole in it but it hasn't sunk (yet). -ron o.
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#112045 - 09/17/03 11:39 AM Re: worst headline of the last century?
JohnHawaii member Registered: 01/17/03 Posts: 171 Loc: Hawaii, USA	I recalled seeing a list of humorous headlines long ago and in my search came across this site: <http://www.ccl.umist.ac.uk/teaching/material/headlines-ans.html> One headline included in this collection also relates to the Brit/Argie conflict: BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLANDS
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#112046 - 09/17/03 11:58 AM Re: British Left Waffles
Faldage Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/01/00 Posts: 13653	Of course, that had to be an USn headline or it wouldn't have been ambiguous.
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#112047 - 09/17/03 12:12 PM Re: worst headline of the last century?
Jackie Carpal Tunnel Registered: 03/15/00 Posts: 11578 Loc: Louisville, Kentucky	It's parallel to the verb sink: Our lads sink gunboat and hole cruiser Ah--headline English! Got it (finally), thanks! Re: JH's headline--did they leave any syrup, too?
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#112048 - 09/17/03 12:26 PM Re: worst headline of the century?
Faldage Carpal Tunnel Registered: 12/01/00 Posts: 13653	I would like to go on record as saying that I think it's parbly a tad early to be picking the century's ---st anythang.
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#112049 - 09/17/03 02:18 PM Re: worst headline of the last century?
of troy Carpal Tunnel Registered: 10/17/00 Posts: 5400 Loc: rego park	Re:did they leave any syrup, too? I've never heard of putting grenidine on waffles! _________________________ my other obsession
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#112050 - 09/17/03 05:57 PM Re: British Left Waffles
JohnHawaii member Registered: 01/17/03 Posts: 171 Loc: Hawaii, USA	An interesting thing about the site which lists the headlines (a Brit site, by the way) is that it is used as a grammar teaching tool, explaining in grammatical terms why each of the headlines is subject to humorous interpretation. In the case of the British Waffles: "BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS Double category ambiguity (noun vs verb) for left and waffles. Of interest is that to an American reader, the sentence is not ambiguous, but bizarre, since American English does not have a verb waffle meaning 'prattle', so the only possible reading is the one where left is the verb." (Not sure we'd get agreement on that statement, since I have heard the term "waffle", connoting vacillation, all my American adult life)
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