This just posted on MSN News from Reuters:

"LONDON, Nov. 13 — Hollywood star Russell Crowe was quizzed by police after a brawl in a fashionable London restaurant on Wednesday, police and newspapers said.
The Sun newspaper said the feisty New Zealand-born actor, who won an Academy Award for best actor in ''Gladiator'' in 2001, clashed with New Zealand entrepreneur Eric Watson. "

Wonder whether he had to eat crow?

A Hungarian friend of mine told me about erning money as a teenager catching nestling crows
which are a delicacy in high priced restaurants there. But Watson eating Crowe would not be
on the menu in a fashionable restaurant in London.

Maybe the fashionable restaurants are missing something, here. I reckon that Crowe on the menu would have the debs raven about it - especially if you served it as a Mag Pie.

Watson, on the other hand, would never make good eating ...

Alimentary, my dear ....

Murky buckups, Rhube. I like my lines finished neatly!