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Posted By: Max Quordlepleen . - 02/01/02 05:39 AM
Posted By: Jackie Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 01:01 PM
Dammit, Max--you KNOW I take everything literally!

Posted By: Angel Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 02:07 PM
WELL! That was a very Twilight Zone-esque adventure, I must say!

Uh.....Thanks? Max?

Posted By: wow Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 02:16 PM
Idiot that I am I pressed the darn button.
OK, you all, fess up. How many of you fell for this?

Posted By: Fiberbabe Look ma! I turned off the Internet! - 02/01/02 02:31 PM
I did - but just because I had to see what it would do. Precocious, inquisitive, curious, investigative... call me what you will.

ESC-ing out doesn't work.

So then it became a *challenge*.

Posted By: Jackie Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 05:05 PM
Well, you know I did too. Thank God somebody here told me about Ctrl/Alt/Del. I finally figured out what to do, without shutting down.

Max--will I EVER learn??? [blowing you a forgiving kiss e]

Posted By: of troy Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 05:31 PM
That's Ok, Jackie, even the gal at our help desk was stunned for a minute or two!

Thanx Max... its a great one!

Posted By: Max Quordlepleen . - 02/01/02 05:48 PM
Posted By: Jazzoctopus Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 06:10 PM
I pressed the button and it didn't to anything other than give me a little window that said "YOU HAVE." Had to open that little thing in a new window to see the full message. Rather uneventful otherwise. It didn't actually freeze up your browser, did it? Must be a Windows thing . . .

Posted By: Jackie Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 06:40 PM
It didn't actually freeze up your browser, did it? Oh, NO, of COURSE it didn't do anything as awful as that...it just took my whole screen, so that there was nothing for me to click on--no bottom bar (what is that thing called, anyway?), no handy little X, nothing.

Posted By: Jazzoctopus Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 06:50 PM
no bottom bar (what is that thing called, anyway?), no handy little X, nothing.

Hmm . . . like I said, must be a Windows thing.

Posted By: Keiva Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 07:13 PM
Try ALT-F4.

Posted By: Capital Kiwi Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/01/02 08:11 PM
And I suppose you lot are the kind of people who have to stick their fingers into the wall socket to prove to themselves that electricity really is dangerous?

Posted By: consuelo There's no place like home - 02/01/02 11:01 PM
My keyboard has a little Windows key thingy. I pressed that and my bottom bar reappeared, along with all the other Windows options(I call them my pull-up menu). I just clicked on the AWAD folder to bring it back on screen. Gonna have to think how I can close that darn button folder tho'. Hmmmmm. Very good chuckle, Max. More like a giggle. No, come to think of it, I was laughing pretty loud.

Posted By: Angel Re: There's no place like home - 02/01/02 11:31 PM
OK, so I pushed the darn button! It took the whole screen and turned it black and wouldn't go away![crying and stomping feet-e] I tried all my tricks, then shut the whole dang computer down and started over! Alt and F4 Keiva? It was that simple? Sheesh!

Posted By: Bingley Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/04/02 11:47 AM
thank goodness I remembered control alt delete. I thought I'd lost 2 hours of work.

Bingley
Posted By: Max Quordlepleen . - 02/04/02 09:23 PM
Posted By: AnnaStrophic Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/04/02 09:32 PM
If I may speak with JazzO:

Macs rule

I just got a cute little button and then a small, manageable black screen.

Jazz, I guess this is why hackers don't write E-mail viruses for us. Come into my cave.... [cackle]

Posted By: Jazzoctopus Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/04/02 10:15 PM
Macs rule

Of course, they're the Rolls Royce of the computer market.

By the way, the MacWorld website has an article about my school's use of Macs. I can't remember the exact link, but I have a link to it on my webpage: http://ecoop.uc.edu/students/daviscp

Edit: that link might not work for a while. The server (not a Mac) seems to be down today.
Posted By: maverick Re: Wanting to set a new homepage? - 02/05/02 09:57 AM
the Rolls Royce of the computer market

True, Jazzo - quite pretty in a quaint kinda way, but desperately uneconomic

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