Welp...Got three ways: Side-way or front-way or the perverted-way.
Got curious about that one time and googled it. HOLY CRAP-A-TOLIE! There's a website and it ain't free. Freakazoids actually pay money. Hmmm...Maybe a good franchise business...Sheppards...Pimps...
Got it! SHEPPIMPER'S "R" US. Have the slogan: "Ewes for You."