Canada Day!

I live near there.

I've been there: Beautiful.
I'll add My Happy's to you all!

I live near there.

I live west of there.
I've been there numerous times.
A wonderful country, in so many ways.

I once knew someone from Calgary. They say that Canadian society is a bit like Australian society.

You and the ZZ-Top-looking dude wearing a tux and hat.

So what does close mean...? Horseshoe close? Nuclear weapon close?

Hell! I'm close. Wake up from a six-hour nap...POOF! In the land of loonies and toonies.