http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ununpentium

I liked this line:
it is a Latinate way of saying "one-one-five-ium"



I'll save the computer joke for someone else...

Was that an inside joke?

I knew it would take someone of your intelligence, TEd!

Aw, and I thought Uup was the next 7-UP product in the line-up.