>very strange thread

well guys, you were forewarned. here is the "news of the weird" official site:
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/

and for good measure, the official Darwin Awards site:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

[oh, max...]

I have a weird question. If the Muslim fundamentalists are right, and Al-Queda terrorists get 72 virgins in Paradise, does that make Allah a pimp?

Maybe not, but it does make him a Universe Class male chauvinist pig.