I got a brochure about home safety for the elderly which included the (narrow column) headline
Free Fall
Prevention
Brochures

My easy to amuse little mind automatically thought "Who needs a brochure, just don't get out of the airplane until it lands."

I'm easy to amuse too, Zed.
Free fall.
Are they going to force the elderly to do a parachute jump? See them go do formation jumping?

Zed good one

Do they have a web page or do I have to mail in the brochure to claim this special promotional September issue of Prevention?

Just pick one up on the plane, Myr...