Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! - 06/30/03 02:42 PM
http://www.petitiononline.com/h2o/petition.html
This is a very dangerous substance which should be banned now!
This is a very dangerous substance which should be banned now!
Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! - 06/30/03 03:16 PM
The reasons listed for banning this vile substance appear to have missed out piscine copulation and defecation, both of which are supported by the chemical.
Mind you, it is made reasonably innocuous by the addition of simple chemicals such as carbonic dioxide, citric acid in solid form and some ethyl distillations
EDIT
Umm - I missed mentioning quinine in the above formula - sorry about that!
Mind you, it is made reasonably innocuous by the addition of simple chemicals such as carbonic dioxide, citric acid in solid form and some ethyl distillations
EDIT
Umm - I missed mentioning quinine in the above formula - sorry about that!
Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! - 06/30/03 09:57 PM
I'll drink to that
Re: Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! - 07/01/03 12:07 AM
Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad, said W.C.Fields. He also avoided imbibing dihydrogen monoxide because pisces defecate in it.Only ethyl hydroxide was allowed below his rhynophymatous proboscis.