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Keiva: Will I ever be able to watch the TV show "The Practice" in quite the same way?

consuelo: Where did my cactus go? Will I ever see it again? Dr. Bill, did you ever get all the cactus needles out of your behind? Did I tell you my daughter actually sat on a cactus when she was a year and a half and running around without her diaper on? Were you airing yours at the time as well?

Wordwind: But, AnnaS, wasn't it 100 posts to cause the Trim Clipper cleave the thread?

Will I ever be able to watch the TV show "The Practice" in quite the same way

Wasn't it your wife who was watching "The Practice"? And what were you doing while she was?

Anybody had a bowl of chocolate mousse lately?

Has anyone seen my bowl of chocolate mousse? Angel, what is that brown stuff all over your pants? Need I say more?

Angel, what is that brown stuff all over your pants?

Consuelo, how would I get brown stuff all over my pants unless it was put there by someone? After all, haven't I been outside all day selling snowmen and making snow angels? And why is Keiva smiling like that?

Who was it who first said, "Ask me no questions; I'll tell you no lies"?

And what isn't this on the Question and Answer forum?

Could it be that there are no answers to our questions?

Or is that we don't wish to tell any lies?

isn't this on the Question and Answer forum?

Reilly: Wouldja answer my question?
Levinsky: Didn't I?
Reilly: Why do ya' jews always answer a questrion with a question?
Levinski: Vhy not?

Who's cactus is this?

Didn't you know it's mine? Where were you when Dr. Bill sat on the poor thing? Doesn't Marianna remember giving the cactus to me?