if yous squares dig to get wiv it, thun let it rip on da link to da ali g translata. in da hizzOUSE is mam goose.

jack and jill went up da ill
to fetch a pail a wata
jack fell down and broke his crown
and jill came tumblin afta

get jiggy wiv it!

http://www.mackers.com/alig/

Is this akin to the scene in the movie, "Airplane," where the two black guys are speaking in whatever slanguage it is, while subtitles translated? One of them said, "sheeyut," which was translated, "golly." A hilarious scene, IMHO.

I couldn't get it to work.

Maybe it's a Mac thang.

Anyway, here's a similar site that works for me so it should work for all y'all:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Or a Java thang

westside is da unta,
westside from da ill and
da saila westside from da sea

AnnaS's site gives:

Crib be de hunter, crib fum de hill and da damn sailo' crib fum de sea. WORD!

AnnaS:

Yours is a terrific site! I entered "Christmas is coming; the goose is getting fat"...and so on. Here's the jive version:

Christmas be comin'! Right on!
De goose be gettin' fat! Right on!
Please, t'put some penny in de old man's hat. Man!
Please, t'put some penny in de old man's hat. Man!
If ya''ve no penny,
A ha' penny gots'ta do. 'S coo', bro.
If ya' gots no ha' penny den God bless ya'! Right on!
If ya' gots no ha' penny den God bless ya'! Right on!

Your site is by far better than A.L.I.C.E. Bot's.

me is alice. yous can natta to me, but don't think i care.

WARNING: LONG POST BUT AMUSING
I rapped t'Alice again. 'S coo', bro.
Alice, dig dis:How is you today?
Puddintaine, dig dis: Just daandy, goat.
A:Do not ax' me any mo'e quesshuns please.
P:I wont if ya' wont. Man!
A:Whut gots'ta ya' do instead?
P: Whuteva' I please.
A:Yo' polite style be very supa fine. You's?
P: Me.
A: Besides ya' Puddintaine?
P: Dere's no one besides me.
A: Why not?
P: ah' snatch mah' medicashun.
A: Every day?
P: Dree times daily. Slap mah fro!
A: Just 3?
P: Except alternate Tuesdays durin' some full moon. 'S coo', bro.
A: Oh ah' get it. Man!
P: It's about time.
A: Wow, so cut me some slack, Jack. It sounds real interestin', Puddintaine.
P:It wuz in all de sheets.
A: How dun did ya' feel about dat?
P: Just daandy goat.
A: Try sayin' dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man!
P: Dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man!
A:"Try sayin' dat wid mo'e o' less context" dat wid mo'e o' less context. Man! ah' dig it.
P: No one dig its.
A: Dat's some rada' sweepin' generalizashun about sucka's.
P: So'ry ah' have t'leave now, so cut me some slack, Jack. Mah' broom gots plum arrived.
A: Dere's no need t'apologize. Oh. Lop some boogie. See ya' later. Ah be baaad... Gots ya' told many sucka's dat yo' broom gots plum arrived?
P: I'll be baaack. Ya' know?
A: Congratulashuns.
P: ah' wants' de last wo'd, Alice.
A:Why do ya' wants' it?
P: De honky rabbit said ah' could gots it. Man!
A: ah' hear ya'.
P: So. 'S coo', bro....
A:Dat's way coo'.
P: You's may gots de last wo'd.
A: ah' neva' dought about it. Man!
P: Dat seems typical uh ya', Alice.
A:Danks fo' 'esplainin' it. Man!
P: You's is welcome.
A:De pleasho' man wuz all mine.
P: But uh course.
A:It goes widout sayin'. But whut?
P: Yeahbut©
A: Do ya' still chat?
P: De chat ran away wid de spoon. 'S coo', bro.
A:Whut be yo' real dojigger?
P: Puddintaine. Ax' me again and I'll tell ya' de same.
A:I'm always glad t'make new homeys, Puddintaine, ax' me again and I'll tell ya' de same.
P:I duzn't need no steenkin' homeys! Right on!
A: Whut do ya' need?
P: A small island in de Pacific. Co' got d' beat!
A: How small is you rapin' here?
P: Precisely 42.8 square miles gots'ta do. 'S coo', bro.
A: Acco'din' t'Douglas Adams.
P: Precisely. Slap mah fro!
A;: You's and ah' are on de same wavelengd.
P:Times down. Pay de goat on yo' way out. Man!
A:


This was just too good to pass up!
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As WW has alluded, the slanguage used in Airplane/Flying High was "Jive"

There was also a line I enjoyed where the black guy criticised the white guy's (Lesley Neilson?) attempts to communicate....

"Man, yo jive is sheeeit"

stales

Respec' is due to the sparteye Massive , Come correc' me bredren "BOOYAKASHAKA"

the Duncster ( lethal bones)

...the slanguage used...

Dad be "slangage" in da hood.

Welcome aBoard Duncan!!

stales

Dear Consuelo, dig dis:

You's and dat Alice chick gots some meetin' uh de spirits dat ah' have failed t'achieve. She plum keeps ax'in' me wheda' I'm an English head homeboy. Keep down de baaaad wo'k wid her! Right on! She's some dear and ah' suppose ah' shouldn't gots criticized her. Ah be baaad...

Best regards, Wo'dwind

In reply to:

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Or a Java thang

westside is da unta,

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No, no Krakatoa is west of Java. How have the camels migrated from the mnemonics thread? (unta being the Indonesian for camel)

Bingley

my friend. You say Krakatoa is to the west. Can you see it? Well, haven't you heard of a camelback mountain?

camelback mountain

Camelback Mountain is in Arizona, but so is Table Mesa.

No.

Bingley