Why a duck? Why not an elephant?

In the *salad*? An elephant? Would that be considered Tuscany fare?

Did you know I LOL at that, caradea? So how many elephants does it take to make a Tuscan salad? [straight-man e]

Shouldn't we be more kind to our web-footed and hoof-footed friends? Isn't Max due to chime in here at any minute?

Dunno, Max - which of you has the bill?

And if we're giving out Groaner Awards, which of us is most in the running here? And why do all these thready questions keep quacking me up!?

Where is my duck?

You're fishing, aren't you?

Oh this thread makes me sad--Where, oh where, is fishonabike?

Isn't that fishonabike in the tub with the rubber ducky?

All with three men? Isn't that more than the legal limit for the tub?

Doesn't that depend on whether it's NY or CA?

Doesn't that deep end come a little close to the fissionabike? And isn't all this talk of men and rubber duckies a bit reactionary? And, speaking of ducks, is an elephant ear a portabella? And if you drop the bella, do you have a portosans?

Why just NY or CA? Don't you think the other 48 states can pass laws?

re:Is an elephant ear a portabella?

Isn't an elephant's ear a pastry?

Is that all it takes to go from elephants to food?

Would you rather i change the subject to sex?

Food/sex: there's a difference?

Oh- my favorite pick up line--"What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex?
(PM for the answer-- if you dare!)

What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex?

if i'm ever asked this question and confess to not knowing, would i likely receive a lunch invitation?

Does this mean we're back to your infamous "lick p____", Sparteye?

An incurable limp what may I ask, Max?
Rod

Whatever would suggest that you may not ask? Whatever would suggest that I might answer sanely?

Is it considered polite to ask personal questions about medical conditions where you come from? Are you saying it's a mental problem you're suffering from? Cerebellum flaccus perhaps?
Rod

re:if i'm ever asked this question and confess to not knowing, would i likely receive a lunch invitation?

Would you like to join me for lunch and learn the difference? Do you think we could answer Sparteyes question and learn if there is difference between food and sex?

Have you forgotten language? Is it not the tongue that connects sex, food and language, or is this lingua too franca for you?

Mav--are you someone who is all talk no action? you really think that would be great sex? Mind if i pass on having lunch with you?

Who said anything about talk, babe?

Is anything we're saying making sense? At All?

ScOtT

Oh--was i wrong? Re: Have you forgotten language?

I thought you were suggesting the commonality of (great) food and sex was language, was I wrong?

Do mean to suggest that the commonality is ... the tongue that connects sex, food and language, or is his lingua too franca for you? and that the second phrase should have been my focus?

Do you think the tongue is the cheif component of great sex? or language? or is it just that the language around here is getting to blue!

Mind if i pass on having lunch with you?

mind if i do the same? you know, cut to the chase?

mmmffhl, mmfnhfll - do you think that could be the gutter police muffling me?

and btw (a' propos de bottes), did anyone happen to post at 13:13:13? creepy, no?

I'll have to chase you?

isn't that half the fun?

Could I take half of that half and invest it in the other half?

Does this mean, musick, you are on the usual lazy prey for loose women?

Wouldn't that only be true if the woman lost the race? and whoever heard of a woman losing anything?

If I, prey tell, looze any more time splaynin it, won't I be waisting time that I know is better spent loosening up an otherwise lost cause? or effect? or affect?Am I having fun yet?

isn't this getting kinda sick?

Member

Why would you ask such a question in this setting?

And why did this thread die? It wasn't getting sick, was it?
And why isn't great sex often found in language? And why didn't anyone ever answer, 'What's the difference between a sandwich and really great sex?'?" Hmmmmmm?

Why didn't I think of restarting this thread? Is the mistletoe still hanging?

What's the difference between fear and sex?

Could I be afraid to ask what the difference is between fear and sex?

And have we forgotten the difference between death and sex?

Have you had a biscuit lately?

Is this what they call "cybersex"?
Has this thread suddenly be-come word-related?

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
........
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

And have we forgotten the difference between death and sex?
Would the difference between sex and death be more aptly stated by the aphorism "Long live the difference!" (Vive la diferrance!) or by the aphorism "To do is to be"?

>And have we forgotten the difference between death and sex?

haven't we died the little death lately?

tsuwm, are you in the spirit of the season? Dub-Dub, can this day and this thread be a respite from poignant questions? Wouldn't it be wonderful to start this new year renewed?

Have we found the answer to any of these questions yet? Will we ever? What IS the difference between fear and sex?

>tsuwm, are you in the spirit of the season?

well, I finally(!) posted to this thread, didn't I?!

Mistletoe? Did someone say mistletoe?

May I take this occasion to wish everyone a Happy New Year?

Have two people expressed an interest in the matter of the difference between fear and sex yet?

What's the difference between fear and sex?

Is there one?

Kannst Du bis zwei rechnen?

And can we forget the analogy of Love and Death, as examined by the incomparable Woody Allen?
Es tut mir leib? Sind sie Zwiehunde!?

Does youse scholars wanna move this thread to "Loanwords from German"?
The pre-Hellenic version, or the post-Hellenic?

Keiva? Aren't those loanwords from German mostly about fool's ball?

And tsuwm? You there? You've posted twice here, not once, haven't you?

And who here was renewed last night? Hmmmmmm?

warum nur zwei?

Hello? Is anyone home? What's the difference between fear and sex?

Well, didn't I ask that already? Could I have only thought I asked? Whose bicycle did I just trip over?

Shouldn't we at least tease him about that?

And wasn't I expecting at least another CapK Woody-bashing!

Und, was? Nicht worden für meine Deustchepuns? Ach, sind sie zwei Schweinhunde!? and now aren't I also incorporating my genius for German malapropisms as well?...and, ahem, doesn't this translated as "too lazy to look 'em up"?

Did someone just moon me? Would I know which moon it was by looking at Uranus? Am I a naughty girl, WO'N?

Can any amount of excuses, or verily one good one, that I could conjure for missing the interrogatory tone here ever save me from the embrasskin' blushing I must post at the end of this question? Can I say nay? Kannst mich nicht die Sheisshause ausgehen?

Can I thank Connie for flogging me?

And couldn't I have Sparteye throw my case out for lack of evidence?
Could I challenge my accuser to go back and dig for some proof before I sue her for slander? Am I now in deep do for breaking the 3 question "rule," musick?

And wasn't I expecting at least another CapK Woody-bashing!

CapK, what on earth are you doing!?!?!?

And couldn't fear and sex and love and death be tripped over in the bathroom?

And couldn't my accuser be charged with fraud and tampering for having the temerity to edit her own post to make it look like I went back and edited mine?

Is an e-con a question, or a statement?

Why is Consuelo smiling? Does she have rocks in her head?

And wasn't I expecting at least another CapK Woody-bashing!

CapK, what on earth are you doing!?!?!?

How should I know? Have I posted to this thread so far? Am I being attacked? By whom? Why? Who's Woody, anyway?

Have you had a biscuit lately?

Can I have some honey for my biscuit? Why is this bike here? Any body wanna snowman?

Any body wanna snowman?

Can you make an Angel in the snow?

Can you make an Angel in the snow?
Can an Angel slap you upside your head?

Upside my head?

How about upside a goat?

And wasn't I expecting at least another CapK Woody-bashing! CapK, what on earth are you doing!?!?!? How should I know? Have I posted to this thread so far? Am I being attacked? By whom? Why? Who's Woody, anyway?

And wasn't it on the "Fractured Aphorism" thread where there was posted a list of Woody Allen sayings that CK retorted to Woody's "Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right!" with a droll 'consider the source'??? And is this a plea of innocence or just short-term memory loss?

Upside my head?

How about upside a goat?

Is there a difference?

Any body wanna snowman?

is any one else upset by sexism in snow people?

Do you want to join me in demaning equal rights for snowwoman?
(and aren't you glad you don't live in Buffulo, so the question is moot?)

Is there a difference?

How am I supposed to know?

Don't snowmen snow snowwomen? Snowwomen don't snow snowmen, do they?

And what made that hole in my bathroom floor?

Did the snowplough fall through? Or should that be snowplow?

And where is tsuwm anyway?

equal rights for snowwoman?

and what do we use instead of a carrot?

where were you planning to the carrot?

don't you use them for noses?
or do you build anotomical correct snow men?

And wasn't Frosty the Snowman an erotic figure with his,"Thumpety, thump thump! Thumpety, thump thump! Look at Frosty go!"??

Can you make an Angel in the snow?

Have I had alot of practice?

Who is Mr. Practice, you perfect Angel? Your husband? Does Practice make Perfect in the snow?
"Are we having 'fun'" in Buffalo? What did you do while the city was snowed in?

(and aren't you glad you don't live in Buffulo, so the question is moot?)

Think it's moot here in Buffalo?didya know it's BuffAlo...not BuffUlo?

Does Practice make Perfect in the snow?...What did you do while the city was snowed in?

Practiced?tee hee

Can we obey an old AWAD "rule" and start a new thread when this one reaches 99 posts?

Will I ever be able to watch the TV show "The Practice" in quite the same way?

Where did my cactus go? Will I ever see it again? Dr. Bill, did you ever get all the cactus needles out of your behind? Did I tell you my daughter actually sat on a cactus when she was a year and a half and running around without her diaper on? Were you airing yours at the time as well?

But, AnnaS, wasn't it 100 posts to cause the Trim Clipper cleave the thread?

Does anyone want to start this thread over? Shall we give it a different name? Shall I give it the coup de gras?

The debil bade be do it.

And was he responsible for what I "Discover"ed in my mailbox today?
Yipes! I HOPE not!
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