Wootz the Booze? Warsh me a Hawg.

Your new hogwash word is wootz. Minimum time for daffynition entries is the traditional se'nnight.

I'm in.

Hint.

There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the derriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Wootz! there it is
Wootz! there it is

So wot's the maximum time?

Ancient coon-hunter proverb: Beware of Milum's bearing hints.

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So wot's the maximum time?

When I cut off entries. Won't be later than Monday 4 December sometime unless I don't get a lot of entries by then. Got three good'ns already.

Count me in.

Wish this fun wootz be more accessible to everyone.;~)

Go read the rules, BranShea, the great American fun game of Hogwash is open to everyone, regardless of race, ethnic circumstance, and predisposition; excepting, of course, communists and bi-sexuals and people of color.

(Be sure to mention my name when you submit your definition as I get extra credit for bringing in virgin players.)

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Wish this fun wootz be more accessible to everyone.;~)

Anyone worried that their daffynitions would betray any difficulties with the language, be assured that I will offer any help with proofreading and/or copy editing of any entries. After all, it is to my benefit that any definitions be made as enticing as possible to distract from the real definition. This includes anyone for whom English is not a first language or any native speaker who, for whatever reason, may have other problems with the language.

...may have other problems with the language.

What about issues? I've got problems and issues.

Long's you got problems, you're OK. Any issues are your own problem.

I've never had problems with ootzhorities, but I always have problems with rools. I will try and read the rules again.

Basically, you PM me a made-up definition for the word offered, I compile them and post them for all to see with the legitimate definition slipped in amongst them and then y'all vote for the definition that you like the best. Beyond that we argue about who got what points and whether milum has the foggiest idea what he's talking about.

Beyond that we argue about who got what points and whether milum has the foggiest idea what he's talking about.

... and what the prizes oughta be!

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...and whether milum has the foggiest idea what he's talking about.

Well, pigmates, wonder no more.

If themilum is not in his cups he absolutely has the foggist idea what he is talking about.

And you two would be better people if you would hang on each word.

We're about at the halfway point on submissions and I've got nine so far. Keep 'em coming.

Well don't wait for mine. I've been thinking and thinking and I still can't come up with a plausible definition for "wootz" so I'm gonna sit this part out, but I ain't mad. I am not boycotting this round. I'll be back whenever a sen'night passes and vote for he who has posted the best.

I have ten entries. We're coming up on last call. I will post the list after Sunday 6PM Eastern Standard Time. That'll be 2300Z.