If you go to a closing do you have to give back all the wine and cheese you got at the last opening you were at?
Is this a trick question from a chaos theory class?
And if you're the first or last in a string of scheduled entertainment at such events you could actually open a closing or close an opening...and without actually doing either, I might add.
The Only WO'N!
And when you see a coffee shop with a sign announcing "Now open later!" how do you interpret that?
The onliest entertainment I had during the one closing of which I was the guest of honor at was when I got to actually® touch the check for umpty thousand dollars before the bank scooped it.
"Now open later!"
Well, I should *hope you'd be able to get a breve grande there.