"Any bumpkin would surely prefer this etymology to the suggestion that bumpkin is a derivative of bum, the rear end."
heh. interestingly (or not), OED2 has three(3) disparate senses for
bumkin, :
1) [[f. BOOM n. + -KIN; possibly the Du.
boomken may formerly have been used in this special sense. The spelling bumpkin is now more usual.] A short boom projecting from each bow of a ship, to extend the lower edge of the foresail to windward.
2) a vessel for carrying water
3) [fr. bum + -kin] A burlesque term for the posteriors. [quotes per OED2]
this seems to add some backstory to those AHD comments!