This reminded me of one of my favorite insults:
"You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk!"
The Wizard to the The Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz

hello, rh. here's a previous thread. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

http://wordsmith.org/board/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=words&Number=148296

Welcome, Tahoman Alpist. Don't let grumpy ol' tsuwm scare you off.