Who was Gluteus Maximus? obviously he was a half-assed punk rock star. If he had used
the plural, he would have been a complete ass.

His groupies were the Dolores in Gluteo Maximo.

The theatre in Caesar's Atlantic City, where I once appeared (ahem), is called the Circus Maximus.

So if your punk rocker played there it would be:

Gluteus Maximus at the Circus Maximus!

Wasn't he married to the film star, Incontinentia Buttocks? (Who of course had been married to that other fellow for a while ... can't recall his name, Biggus somethingerother).


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