So never stay at a Ramada inn. The roof leaks.

*rimshot*

I stayed in a thatched hut on the beach in Tulum. Two seperate times. I liked it immensely. The only problem I had with them was waking up like an emery board. It was a stormy, windy night....the beach sand is very fine-grained.....Do your nails for you?

Dear consuelo: But think of the rhymes for "grit" Emery in the memory. Carborundum in the corridor. Raising killing abrasion. Again I say, never spend the night in a ramada.

Ackshully©, it was a cabaña, Dr. Bill. With sand carpeting.

And who wants sand in the promised land.