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Posted By: Keiva titular words - 11/02/01 10:20 AM
Today's WWD, "sexcentenary", and the theme of red herring words, raise the question whether any further words appear that they must surely mean something lewd.

I am of course too circumspect to proffer suggestions. But to quote one of my favor poets (1902):
But if I do not tell the same
Pray count it not a crime
...
Yet spare me from remarks injurious:
I will not leave you foiled and furious.
If something must proclaim the answer,
And I cannot, the title can, sir!
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The Moral is: All said and done,
There's nothing new beneath the sun:
As many times before, a title
Is incapacity's requital!




Posted By: wwh Re: titular words - 11/02/01 05:36 PM
Speaking of "sexcentenary" reminds me of a numismatic jest: A very large imitation coin, with a big rooster on the face, with words "One cock" and on reverse "Good for one c-nt".

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