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HEAVY BOOTS

About 6-7 years ago, I was in a Philosophy Class at the University of
Wisconsin, Madison (good science/engineering school) and the teaching
assistant was explaining Descartes. He was trying to show how things
don't always happen the way we think they will and explained that,
while a pen always falls when you drop it on Earth, it would just
float away if you let go of it on the Moon.

My jaw dropped a little. I blurted "What?!" Looking around the room,
I saw that only my friend Mark and one other student looked confused
by the TA's statement. The other 17 people just looked at me like
"What's your problem?"

"But a pen would fall if you dropped it on the Moon, just more
slowly." I protested.

"No it wouldn't." the TA explained calmly, "because you're too far
away from the Earth's gravity."

Think. Think. Aha! "You saw the APOLLO astronauts walking around on
the Moon, didn't you?" I countered, "why didn't they float away?"
"Because they were wearing heavy boots." he responded, as if this made
perfect sense (remember, this is a Philosophy TA who's had plenty of
logic classes).

By then I realized that we were each living in totally different
worlds, and did not speak each others language, so I gave up. As we
left the room, my friend Mark was raging. "My God! How can all those
people be so stupid?"

I tried to be understanding. "Mark, they knew this stuff at one time,
but it's not part of their basic view of the world, so they've
forgotten it. Most people could probably make the same mistake."
To prove my point, we went back to our dorm room and began randomly
selecting names from the campus phone book. We called about 30 people
and asked each this question:
1. If you're standing on the Moon holding a pen, and you let go,
will it a) float away, b) float where it is, or c) fall to the
ground?

About 47 percent got this question correct. Of the ones who got
it wrong, we asked the obvious follow-up question:
2. You've seen films of the APOLLO astronauts walking around on the
Moon, why didn't they fall off?

About 20 percent of the people changed their answer to the first
question when they heard this one! But the most amazing part was that
about half of them confidently answered, "Because they were wearing
heavy boots."

I say, science education must be at an all time peak !!!

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Selected by Brad Templeton. funny@clarinet.com.



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But I bet they knew why the René Descartes outside joke wasn't funny.

He said, just to be ornery.


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Dear tsuwm: You had me confused, thinking it was you making the quote. But I know the reason the astronauts did not float away. They never got to the Moon, it was all faked here on earth. And if you believe that, you are in with the PC crowd.


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Faldage>He said, just to be ornery.

it's a little late for *that disclaimer!

bill, Brad Templeton, the founder of Clarinet, has a website:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/

(a search for 'heavy boots' at this site yields seven(7) hits!)

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That's an almost incredible story. But I believe it. UW is a strange place.

The TA should have concentrated on his Latin; it's obvious he was putting Descartes before de Horace.

TEd



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