Ted had some additions to Top Five's list of "Dishes Found at a Cannibal Buffet", and gave me permission to post them.
I keep trying to get him back here, folks, and he wants to come, but. He's just got too much on his plate for a while.
His are funnier than the published list!


"Let's see, they missed:

Farmers' Fannies
Poi George
Asparagus Spears a la Britney
Kale Yarborough
Funky Chicken Breasts
Fats Domino
Felix Frankfurter
Hamilton Berger
Steamed Donna Rice
Jock Full of Nuts
Soldiers in Your Cup
Manna LaMancha
John Birch Beer
Davidian Chard
Mother Hubbard Squashed
Cold Rabbi
Beau Grits
Gene Shallot
Avogadro's Avocado
Ted Danson's plums
Grand Papaw
John Quinces Adams Apple
Basil Rathbone
Arlene Dahl sauce
Mona Lisa dressing
Carol Doda's pasties
Allan Shepherd's pie
Soilents of the Lamb
Bush beans
Bush baby
Pentagon leeks
Lennon Meringue Pie
Chattanooga Jews Chews
Gates' Bouillons
Ed Koch Tail
Rudy Julienne"