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#209835 02/28/13 07:05 AM
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Punography


When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

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Of all possible word wits puns are the puniest. imo

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I know for every pun I shed
I'll be severely punīshed;
Then I shall seek some puny shed
In which to lay my punish'd 'ead.


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JJ - that list crossed my desk some weeks back, but I did not
think to post it: thanks for doing so. Though, truth be
said, I cannot take too many of them.


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Do you perhaps mean Jackie Jackie Luke? whistle

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Originally Posted By: BranShea
Of all possible word wits puns are the puniest. imo

It is my very good fortune that my wife does not agree with you!

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I once heard a wise observation
On how to improve education:
"If children have ardour,
They'll want to try harder –
They just need enough aspiration".

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Originally Posted By: BranShea
Do you perhaps mean Jackie Jackie Luke? whistle


You've lost me on that one,Bran. When time passes on a post
I forget my original thought. I am not of fan of puns,
however, if that helps.


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Simply said and simply true, AC.
So we should simply go and inject their little simple minds with ardour. smile

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Originally Posted By: jenny jenny
Simply said and simply true, AC.
So we should simply go and inject their little simple minds with ardour. smile
I think so.


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