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#203773 12/10/11 05:10 PM
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How do I feel about ridiculous puns posted to a serious language discussion site? Forum.

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Originally Posted By: Tromboniator
How do I feel about ridiculous puns posted to a serious language discussion site? Forum.


Have you ever seen this happen?

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Purely hypothetical!

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That was great, Peter! [finger in air e]: one point to you.


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