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I found the most delightful list of oxymorons at http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ It even invites further submissions.
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These are a scream, Father Steve! Here's a good one: routine surgery. HAH.
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I object to the inclusion of "same difference."
What's the difference between four and six?
What's the difference between seven and nine?
Same difference!
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There are quite a few that are just cheap shots that somebody thought were funny, like this one: adult male
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Dunno, Maxy. How about about "All Blacks rugby"? 
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Thanks for this great list, Father Steve! 
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This is all one has to do, on cold winter nights, when flooded out and snowed in, in the great Pacific Northwest.
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I so feel sorry for you, Father Steve (not!  ) --from upstate New York PS Thanks for the list!
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Seattle, 1200 PST, 39 F, rain and snow showers
Buffalo, NY, 1500 EST, 46 F, partly cloudy
Spanish Town, Jamaica, 1500 EST, 88 F, light clouds
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 ~~~ might I add to the list: "weather forecast"?
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I just got word that it has begun to snow across the state from you, Father Steve. Here is a direct quote from my response:
"AUGH! Jealous! Jealous!
We're stuck with 65º and bright sunshine, days."
And yes, I DID mean we're 'stuck' with it. 65 (18.3 C.) is too hot! Plus, it's November, for heaven's sake! It's supposed to be coat weather!
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Tonight...dark! And continued dark until morning.
--Your Hippy Dippy Weatherman
(George Carlin)
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"This is Al Sleet, your hippy-dippy weatherman. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar shows a line of
squalls coming in over the Canadian border. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar also shows a line of Russian ICBM's coming in over the Canadian border, so if I were you, I wouldn't sweat the squalls...."
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