I saw a funny one the other day:

DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB? FAKE IT!

SINCERITY IS VERY IMPORTANT. IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT YOU'VE GOT IT MADE.

There's only one problem. Sincerity means that you are not faking it.

IRONY IS NOT MAGNETIC.

Paychecks are rather magnetic... They make me stick around!

Thank you, eta cygne.

Then there's the one I saw just yesterday:

HOCKEY MOMS FOR OBAMA.

Swan?

Eta and I have both soloed the Olim Lacus from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana. It's a song about a swan dinner, sung by the swan.

Oh, aha, that is quite something. Wish you could perform it here.

It was my swan song.

well, you can hear me: Olim Lacus (around 4Mb)

:¬ )

Very well sung I'm really impressed. Specially after what I found and listened to on YouTube. Glad to have it in my music files. Wow! power!

I listen to Carmina Burana frequently. I too am impressed. Thanks for sharing.

On the sweatshirt I gave Hubby for Christmas:
You never see motorcycles outside psychiatrists' offices .
They omitted the apostrophe, though.

That's just because they don't park them outside. Check the waiting room next time you're going by.

they park them inside‽ oh, wait.. you were probly referring to the apostrophe.
-joe (where's the redundancy when you need it) friday

They park the bikes in the shrink's reception area, duh. A) They wouldn't want anyone seeing their bikes parked outside the shrink's office, bad for their image and 2) riding your bike into the building is a lot more dramatic entrance than walking meekly in like some mere citizen.