Programmer's Hall of Fame

by Anu Garg

(appeared in IEEE Institute, and ACM Software Engineering Notes)

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                       /o                o/
                       \o----------------o\
                        \o  Programmers'  o\
                         \o  Hall of Fame  o\
                          \o________________o\
                          /o  Created by    o/
                         /o  Anu  Garg     o/
                        /o----------------o/
                        \o                o\

     # #                            -o-o-
      L                               L  
      v                               v                   

Programmer working too     ...after visiting      
long before a CRT...          an optician.
                                                 

        ""                           ~ ~
        oo                           @ @
        ~~                            ^
                                     ===
Programmer caught          Earlier programmer's
playing computer           boss.
games in the office

                                                             o    o
     - -                                                      \__/
     $ $                          (O)_(O)                     /..\
      L                             o o                       \__/
     \_/                             v                         ||
                                                              =  =
This programmer just         The programmer who                           
got a raise.                 invented the mouse.      A Martian programmer.

                                  ^                                                  
      |  |                       / \
     _|  |_                     /   \   
      (op)                     / ~ ~ \
      \~~/                    (  O O  )
      _[]_                        *
                                  ?

Magician turned            And a clown turned      
programmer                 programmer.

                                     _______~
                                     |     |
        /     \                 --------------------
         `   '                       .   .
          /=\                          =

A Chinese programmer     And a Mexican programmer.

          \./
           
          / \
        -------
       [|||||||]
       [|||||||]
       [|||||||]
       [|||||||]                         
       [|||||||]                    \ () /
       [|||||||]                     |  |
       [|||||||]                     /  \
       [|||||||]                    /    \                  
       [|||||||]                                           o/_ |\
                                                     
A frustrated programmer            midway ...            at his destination.
about to jump from the top  
of his 20 floor office ...

And now a look at some programmers in the Olympic Games:

       o          o        o         [=---=]          
      /\_        / !      ! \          \o/         __o  
       \\         ||       ||           X        _ \<,_
       / \O       //       --          / \      (_)/ (_)   

              o                             o
          /\O/     _o__}       o         _ \/\
         0  \\      X         //         \__\__/~~ ~
            //     / \       .J/\      ~~ ~  \ ~~  ~~

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