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Mar 31, 2009

Conficker worm: How to tell if your PC is infected
Conficker worm: How to tell if your PC is infected = Computer's 'ill' - forced to work with no efficiency
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 30, 2009

Is Facebook Growing Up Too Fast?
Facebook to have two hundred million users soon = Host an enormous doubled hive of social network!
(by Adie Pena)

Bring on the sun: Much-anticipated baseball season has begun
Oh, c'mon, happiness is a... = Championship season
(by J. Patrick Lewis)

Madonna Faces Another Adoption Row in Africa
Madonna Faces Another Adoption Row in Africa = Race to an American AIDS orphan in want of food
Madonna Faces Another Adoption Row in Africa = America contains a dear orphan in want of food
(by Dharam)

Smith's husband sorry over films.
Richard Timney = Hid merry antic!
(by Tony Crafter)


Mar 29, 2009

Anchorage airport closed as volcanic ash falls
Anchorage airport closed as volcanic ash falls = Report as ass-chilling cold, or as a chance of lava?
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Tesla Motors unveils its second electric car "Tesla Model S"
Tesla Motors unveils its second electric car = Model S clears social,constructive interest
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 27, 2009

'We want a change,' Iran reformist says
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad = Uh, Me a Madman - Do Jihad
(by Lexiconfused)

Anti-Terrorist Hotline - If you suspect it, report it
"Don't rely on others. If you suspect it, report it!" = I'd notify people; out the country's terrorists!
(by Adie Pena)

An All-Electric Sedan, Awaiting Federal Aid
An all-electric sedan = Deal clean, silent car
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 26, 2009

China's power threatens US
China's power threatens US = Ah...sure is rotten news, chap.
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Tent cities pop up in small towns as well as big
Tent cities pop up in small towns as well as big = ...so it wasn't blues, people -- wasn't I still camping?
(by Jeffrey Barnes)

Hillary Clinton admits US role in Mexico drug wars
Hillary Clinton admits US role in Mexico drug wars = Oh, smug America controls 'elixir' industry and will!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 25, 2009

Scenes of mourning in Oakland
Scene of mourning = Confine more guns
(by unsafe saint)

Obama's Press Conference Stirs the Buzz
Obama fires back at reporter = Barack bares temper of a riot
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama's Press Conference Stirs the Buzz
Obama fires back at reporter = Barack bares temper of a riot
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 24, 2009

David Letterman marries longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko
David Letterman and Regina Lasko = A TV man (real king) added relations
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 23, 2009

Pub evacuated after Monty Python prop mistaken for grenade
Monty Python's "The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" = Hah, nasty toy! Phony ordnance thing fooled them!
(by Adie Pena)

The World's Cheapest Car Debuts in India
The World's Cheapest Car Debuts in India = Tata held price down, but sir needs his AC!
(by Dharam)

Obama calls '60 Minutes' laughs 'gallows humor'
The 'gallows humor' = Howler - most laugh
(by Pinchas Aronas)
Obama calls 'Sixty Minutes' laughs 'gallows humor' = A slightly anxious go; recall Bush was almost mum
(by Dharam)


Mar 22, 2009

California man shoots and kills three police
California man shoots and kills three police = O, no, hellfire! Criminal hits East Oakland cops.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

For AIG Executives, Here Comes the Tour Bus
American International Group = Innate Managerial Corruption
(by Richard Kobzey)


Mar 21, 2009

Iran's Top Leader Rebukes Obama's Overture
The Ayatollah Ali Khamenei = O, I like Allah & hate HATE many!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 20, 2009

Obama Tells Iran to Seek New Links With U.S., World, peace over arms
Obama Tells Iran to Seek New Links With U.S., World, peace over arms = Barack utters to Moslems - 'Side no war views. War like an open Hell'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama banters on Jay Leno's show
Obama banters on Jay Leno's show = Honorable man jests now as a boy
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 19, 2009

Sound Relief a major success
Australia's "Sound Relief" Concert = Nice results at a cool fund-raiser!
(by Adie Pena)

Natasha Richardson dies after skiing accident
Skiing accident = Acting is nicked!
(by Adie Pena)

Kanye West Charged In Airport Altercation
Kanye West Charged In Airport Altercation = Heed, we rein in loco angry rap-artist attack.
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 18, 2009

Bob Dylan's toilet smell blows in the wind
Bob Dylan's toilet smell blows in the wind = Silent deadly bombs blew into town hills
(by Dharam)

Josef Fritzl admits all charges
Josef Fritzl admits all charges = Sets small fight... Jail for crazed!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 17, 2009

Congress looking at new taxes on AIG bonuses
Congress looking at new taxes on AIG bonuses = Seeking control on bogus wages in tax season
(by Dharam)

Hamas denies foiling prisoner exchange talks
Hamas denies foiling prisoner exchange talks = Excesses! No hope! Frank Gilad Shalit remaining!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Believe it or don't: Golfer hits hole-in-one on her first swing ever
The Norweigan golfer Unni Haskell = When grateful girl sank hole-in-one!
(by Adie Pena)

The Wrap: Fritzl case 'like a horror story'
The Wrap: Fritzl case 'like a horror story' = Pooh, crazy father was terrorist & killer!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Rare Superman comic sells for $317,200
Sold a rare ten-cent Superman comic book = Tot can seldom earn back enormous price!
(by Adie Pena)


Mar 16, 2009

Pakistan Bows to Sharif After Protests Weaken Zardari
Pakistan Bows to Sharif After Protests Weaken Zardari = Freer Nawaz (brisk opposition head) takes fast start - war
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 15, 2009

Merkel wants tighter gun control after school deaths
Merkel wants tighter gun control after school deaths = OK, German Chancellor wishes draft to let out strength
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 14, 2009

Obama's New Tack: Blaming Bush
Obama's New Tack: Blaming Bush = Man also human - backbites GWB
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 13, 2009

Madoff whistle-blower attacks SEC
Madoff whistle-blower attacks SEC = "Fed mob" slow... fascist wealth racket!
(by Michael Rossa)

Four states' unemployment rates above 10%
The highest unemployment rate of all penniless, poverty-stricken (or bare-area) states? Somehow, it's no surprise: = Michigan is severely the poorest; permanently the worst. Are persons responsible? No, it's the automakers' fault.
(by A. Goodwill)

Madoff's new home: Cell the size of walk-in closet
Nasty Old Loser, Bernard Madoff in a cage = An aged conman barred. Days lost for life?
(by A. Goodwill)

Chicago Sears Tower to be renamed as Willis
The Chicago Sears Tower to be renamed Willis = A big, tall creation there is somehow screwed!
(by Adie Pena)

'Race to Witch Mountain'
'Race to Witch Mountain' = Cinema 'on tour'. Watch it.
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 12, 2009

'You're the addict, mum!' Son of Julie Myerson says she's hooked on exploiting her own children.
Novelist Julie Myerson = Rot! My juvenile son lies!
(by Tony Crafter)

Grieving Germans struggle to understand school killer
Grieving Germans struggle to understand school killer = T.Kretschmer is our long, a slugging, strange, novel riddle
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Bristol Palin and Fiance Split
Bristol Palin and her fiance split = Brief political plan ends in trash
(by Dharam)
Bristol Palin and her fiance split = In fact, pa, 'brill' relationship ends
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 11, 2009

Oil price up over petrol demand
Oil price up over petrol demand = Pimped Out Land Rover : Oil Creep
(by MCMLXXIX)

Acidic seas fuel extinction fears
Acidic seas fuel extinction fears = An oceanic crisis existed; fateful
(by MCMLXXIX)

Jackson reveals London gig dates
Jackson reveals London gig dates = A gloved jerk to sing! (Nose Scandal!)
(by Michael Rossa)

Obama seeks higher standards for education
Obama seeks higher standards for education = Rah, Barack eases - demands good, fresh tuition!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 10, 2009

Haleigh's dad to wed teen girlfriend
Haleigh's dad to wed teen girlfriend = He, endowed giant, defiled trash girl
(by MCMLXXIX)

Gunmen kill police officer in Northern Ireland
Gunmen kill police officer in Northern Ireland = Murdering of innocent cop in IRA hellfire - knell
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 9, 2009

North Korea warns of war if 'satellite' is shot down
North Korea warns of war if 'satellite' is shot down = Anon : Hostilities of world father new 'Star wars', OK!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 8, 2009

Sydney celebrates Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras
The Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras ... = ... is an earthy and edgy assembly in drag.
(by Adie Pena)


Mar 7, 2009

Obama: Endure, find opportunity in time of crisis
Obama: Endure, find opportunity in time of crisis = President: Abide, try inofficious option (rum!), man
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 6, 2009

Opel 'should consider insolvency'
Opel 'should consider insolvency' = Produced vehicles only in loss, no?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Can Michelle influence what we eat, too?
Can Michelle influence what we eat, too? = New national WH-female; choice - lettuce
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 5, 2009

Sudan leader defies arrest order on war crimes charges
Sudan leader defies arrest order on war crimes charges = We restrain, redress disgraceful, hardened, coarse Omar
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Phew! Asteroid's passing was a cosmic near-miss
Asteroid misses earth = O, death star is messier!
(by Adie Pena)


Mar 4, 2009

Clinton meets Palestinian leaders
Clinton meets Palestinian leaders = Came to listen all insane President?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama advice: Buy stocks, think long-term
Obama advice: Buy stocks, think long-term = Barack: Invest money to back old US might
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Earth avoids close call with asteroid
Earth avoids close call with asteroid = Re: evade clash with cool solid (it a star?)
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Profile: Omar al-Bashir
Profile: Omar al-Bashir = Arab is fool, peril, harm
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Surprise! Saturn has small moon hidden in ring
Surprise! Saturn has small moon hidden in ring = Reminder on Uranus' mishap, loss in land rights
(by Dharam)


Mar 3, 2009

Square root day, 3/3/09, is upon us
March Three, Two Thousand and Nine: It's Square Root Day = Question: "Huh? That data, do men care?" / Answer: "Sorry, I don't!"
(by Adie Pena)

Earth avoids close call with asteroid
Earth avoids close call with asteroid = Detail? So, how is it (local crash) averted?
(by Dharam)

More stock weakness in the works
Stock rebound in the works = Knocks down?..But other rise!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Mar 2, 2009

The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009
The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act = Can terms revive the nation and my career, etc.
(by Adie Pena)


Mar 1, 2009

Wintery Nightmare: Northeast Braces for Storm
Wintery Nightmare: Northeast Braces for Storm = Frosty weather & rain bring harm to most centres
(by Pinchas Aronas)



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